Can I get a quick poll? How many people here actually watch scary movies? ....how many of you went into one of those houses ( Read more... )

I demand an explaination for this. No. I'm not talking about Claire.

I know that it doesn't make sense. That's a cop out. Everyone says that this place has no logic, but everything makes sense somehow in its way. There's a method or mode that it's exicuted. Is there a quota to be filled? Some kind of a request order for some preestablished critieria ( Read more... )

Stop trying to tote your wares. Make the time mean something. I don't want to see the contrived personality you think would be most presentable because chances are, it's false and disgusting. Think of a twinkie. Delicious, zero substance and once you know what's in it for real only the brave and stupid charge onward. I am brave, but I am not that ( Read more... )

New year resolutions are, and always have been, seasonal crock. You want to improve yourself? Do it. Announcing, making a big deal about it   outside of being cursed is a cry for attention and approval. Self improvement begins and ends with self. When you're supposed to go it alone why enlist others? And for those people who hear the resolution and ( Read more... )

The pen light is useful. That's the best tool my pockets can provide. Bic pens don't write on stone or whatever surface this is. And I'm not using pills as chalk. This is a drawback of not having floss on at all times ( Read more... )

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Okay. I give. Where the hell am I? Pretty seamless trick so far. However, this could very well be a dream. That'd explain the lack of flaws. Maybe I'm not seeing them correctly.

If this is a dream there should be more Carmen Electra in the nude.

Nice place. It looks like I live here.

Let's get Biblical. Blood like substance coming from open air water sources? Check. Frogs? Ask Dr. Chase. Lice/gnats and flies blah blah blah. Disease? If that last one is particularly relevant to you, you'll have to make your cries for help more distinct. Smoke inhalation can't be good for that either. As entertaining as the fast-forward version ( Read more... )

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[A song plays, at first it is the only sound. It's irritating. After the first chorus, it lowers so that House can talk over it easily.]

Catscratch Fever is easier to say than Cytauxzoonisis Felis--try saying that three times fast. It's actually caused by ticks not cats. The symptoms aligned with our current cast of disease thanks to our ( Read more... )

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't ( Read more... )

I thought that the circus curse was over. I still see dancing bears, caged monkeys and gun tricks. Oh, and more than a few elephants in the room. I think my favorite show is Shut up. Death defying, few are capable of mastering it.

Doppelganger Count: 3
Wilson Double: 1-Neilson
Chase Double: 2--Ishiah (peri), ????
Cameron Double: 0
House Double: 0

I have ( Read more... )